Walking back from lunch with a co-worker, we stepped onto the escalator and stayed to the right, so people could pass us if need be. Then, some dude came up behind me, seeming impatient and said in an agitated tone, “Excuse me…” I proceeded to shift even further to the right to let him by. He then passed my co-worker and stopped abruptly in front of her, waiting for the escalator to carry him to the top.

We both looked at each other and soundly agreed.

Such an asshole.