Today I cleaned out my closet and found twenty dollars! Other interesting discoveries included:

- Three pairs of shoes I never knew I had
- A broken piece of glass from who knows what
- A tack which I almost stepped on
- Old sports trophies
- My two year-old bag of goodies from the SXSW interactive conference
- A bottle opener that sucks at opening bottles
- My old high school lacrosse stick
- Two tacky belts
- A laptop that looks like it’s from 1995
- And a bag of unopened Skittles!