I have terrible heart-burn right now. @#$%! I hardly even ate anything today. A banana. Some coffee. A Vitamin Water. A can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli. Mmm… probably the Chef Boyardee…

A few minutes ago a nasty storm decided to make its way through Connecticut. Whether it ever formed into an actual tornado anywhere is unsure. The people on the news all sound kind pretty vague about it. (though some of their 3D weather graphs were pretty nifty to look at.)

I left my bathroom window open, so it’s fricken soaked in there; going to need multiple towels…

Luckily our electricity stayed on, only flickering a few times.

Tonight Comedy Central played Dane Cook’s new stand-up skit, “Isolated Incident”.

So hmm.. meh?

Yeah, I don’t know. He seems to have taken out the enthusiasm that his skits are known for. It wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t up to par with some of his older stuff. The tone of the entire show was based around sex. Some of it was funny, but it was nothing like his older stuff i.e. the “breaking/entering”, the “movie previews”, or “atheist sneeze” skits.

Decent, nonetheless.

So I found a pack of sugar-free Ice Breakers Sours in the my room and I have eaten about half the pack so far. They are a ten times better than the mints… or maybe they’re just ten times easier to eat in large quantities.

Bachelors degree in Professional Writing. Check!

Well, I don’t have the diploma yet, but after a probable 100+ combined pages (and God knows how many hours) in research papers, business proposals, sales reports, formal letters and memos, I’m finally finished with my writing degree. A lot of damn work, but I’m happy with what I have learned.

This means I can spend a little more time blogging on here and Cats of Thondor. That definitely makes me happy.

This is funny… and this is the recent sequel to the preivous funny.

So one of my favorite movies just finished up on Spike (A History of Violence). However, you know how they usually minimize the entire screen during the credits so that they can show commericials and crap while the credits roll? Well, they did that during the last fucking scene of the actual movie! What the hell!?

It’s like taking a popsicle away from a five-year old when he’s not even finished with it… So annoying.